How can something so cute be such an annoyance?
Oh, don’t look so surprised, chubby squirrel, that you’ve been caught helping yourself to
BIRD treats on the new bird feeder wreath.
I knew it was just a matter of time before you came along to gorge yourself as if at a buffet banquet.
I think you have eaten more than your share of the suet and oats!
You know, it isn’t very nice to turn your back and ignore my banging on the window to shoo you away!
Go right a head… sample every bit there!
I’d call Mr McGregor on you, but he never had much luck keeping critters out of his place either.